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Mon, Mar. 5th, 2007, 07:45 pm
Smurf Commercial

dude . . . i can't decide if this commercial is hilarious or despressing . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MAYrF1PDks

Sat, Sep. 16th, 2006, 03:28 am
De-Scribe

true, true nature lies within the spiritual . . .

the body is a cage, but the door is always open. .

you just have to choose to fly through it.

Wed, Aug. 16th, 2006, 09:43 pm
PROOF THAT I'M STILL ALIVE!

The Sarah lives . . .

Sat, Apr. 1st, 2006, 07:36 pm
the green fairy

once again. . . as resquested by miss violent collins . . .here are photos of my trip to jersey where we got our fiendish hands on some liquor store absinthe . . .

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Sat, Mar. 18th, 2006, 11:11 am

whoo! best st. patty's day evar!

i danced, bitches!

i danced my ass off!

now to drag myself to class!

*dies*

Fri, Mar. 3rd, 2006, 02:31 pm
the best news i've heard all week . . .

Ross is coming home! Ross is coming home!

woo!

*dances*

Sat, Feb. 18th, 2006, 12:01 am
oh, jack handy . . .

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."


Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Mon, Feb. 13th, 2006, 07:22 pm

. . . . there was just a harvey pekar reference on the simpsons. . . . sweet.

Sun, Feb. 12th, 2006, 10:26 am

there's almost two feet of snow outside, and i'm sceduled to go into work today. . and tomorrow.

i can't stand the people i work with, and i hate dealing with the clients.

it's time to quit.

i have off on tuesday, weather permitting i'm heading over to borders to speak to the manager about taking me under their wing.

i hope this works out, i can't deal with Michael's anymore.

hopefully next time i update i'll at least be free of that place.

Sat, Feb. 4th, 2006, 12:54 am

avast! cookies are
powerless against my jaws.
i will eat you now.

Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006, 08:18 pm
a haiku

young walter, blue shart

your parents do it: i cry.

no, it's not a hat

Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006, 08:11 pm

"shart hat"?? what the hell?

Mon, Jan. 23rd, 2006, 05:56 pm
inner vision

i need to learn not to measure myself by other people's accomplishemnts.




blegh.

Mon, Jan. 16th, 2006, 10:36 am

so. . i just had a bugger of a weekend . . . i had oodles of fun and i'm so glad i got to see Lauren. .

but i guess the universe decided to shake things up a bit . . .

i get to jersey and it rains, then hails, then snows.

winter comes with sarah!

then i come home and find out that my friend malcolm was in a car accident on saturday . . not fun.

i need to put my energy into finding a place to live. .i need to move. . i definately need a change.

hopefully by the summer i'll have a change of scenery, and change of job *yeehhch* speaking of which. . i have to get ready for work.


/rambling summary

laters.

Thu, Dec. 22nd, 2005, 11:25 pm
framer's anxiety

so. . i'm actually afraid to go into work tomorrow.

deadlines are down to the wire, people are getting bitchy and need their framed pieces for christmas or their holidays will just be RUINED!

i can already smell the shit storm brewing from here.

dear god i don't want to work tomorrow or saturday . . .i seriously need to find a less stressful job . . i think it's time to seriously launch the Get Sarah an Art Job campaign after the holidays.

seriously.

on a happier note, Merry Christmas everyone . . may your days be less stressed out than mine.

yes.

Thu, Dec. 15th, 2005, 11:35 pm
hey, wow, an update that makes little sense . . .

when you wake up, you get to do it to this fact: Brittany Spears has a perfume (no, fragrance!). . called "Curious."

and. . marvel at the confusing hotness of . . this monstrosity . . .

Fri, Nov. 18th, 2005, 11:16 pm

wow. . what an effort to go to to lie to your children.

o_0

http://www.usairways.com/about/press/nw_04_1203.htm

Thu, Nov. 10th, 2005, 12:20 am
incomplete paradox

Tue, Nov. 8th, 2005, 03:43 pm

thar always after me lucky charms!

Sat, Nov. 5th, 2005, 10:19 pm
wild desires.

I need to create.

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